Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches.  They have been identified as:

Bin Sleepin

Bin Arguin

Bin Fightin

Bin Complainin

Bin Missin

Their leader Osama Bin Lucifer, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ.  The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt and destroy.

However, there have been reports of a sixth group.  A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church.  Unlike the other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whomever and whatever comes along.  Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and enourage the Body of Christ.  We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others.  They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.

Which cell group do you belong?  Guess what?  No church is exempt.  However, you can spot them if you’ve Bin Lookin!

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