SKIPPING CHURCH{0}

A preacher woke up one Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he would do what everyone else does, for a change. He would go play golf! He told the associate pastor he wasn’t feeling good and asked him to take the services.

The saints were all standing around the throne in heaven and one said to the Lord, “You’re not going to let him get away with this, are you?”

The Lord sighed, and said, “No. I’m not.”

Just then the preacher shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole.

IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!

The saint said, “Why did you let him do that?”

The Lord smiled and replied, “Who is he going to tell?”